How to start a new religion

Well, it’s not very hard actually. All you need is some patience and it will all come down in the end…

< @Seth> *** How to Create a Religion in 4 easy steps ***
< @Seth> Step 1: Create “god”, “evil” and “theories”
< @Seth> Step 2: Write book (should take about a page)
< @Seth> Step 3: Layer on the bullshit (should now be ~1000 pages)
< @Seth> Step 4: Publish and wait for the suckers